Written by Angel Sharma
Soup
You’ve heard of Alphabet soup… now presenting times new ramen.
A snobbish criminal
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Tortillas
What genre do songs about Torillas belong to?
Wrap!
Password
Making a new password like-
me: beefstew
computer: sorry password not stroganoff
Motor gang
What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs?
The bikings.
Chickpea
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I’ve never had a garbazo bean on my face.
